Lintel - The Man Who Could Lint You To Death

Lintel was a quiet kid. He didn't bother anybody in highschool. Mostly, he went unoticed. It wasn't until he was doing laundry in his dorm room freshmen year of college that he discovered a terrible secret. He could control lint particles. Although he could not create lint from nothing, he could control all lint in his vicinity. The X-Men found Lintel to be useful as their resident clothes cleaner. They discovered that clothes don't actually need to be washed. If you can remove the lint from them they will be just as clean as if you sent them to the cleaners.

Upon this discovery Lintel opened up a store that promised to clean non-mutant clothes better than anybody else could clean them. People with stains came from all over the world to have lintel work his magic. The store did wonders for mutant-human relations. Then Toad came and killed Lintel. Lintel put up a fight. Well, actually he put up a wall of lint to try to block Toad. But then Toad just jumped over it and squashed Lint.

The X-Men mourend for two hours, then used Yelp.com to find a new cleaners.

Sniffles: Could Give You A Stuffy Nose Instantly

Sniffles was a mutant with incredible power. He couldn't give people colds, but he could stuff their nose instantly, forcing his opponents to breath out of their mouths.

In one fatal battle with Sabertooth, Sniffles unleashed the full extent of his power. While Sabertooth had him in a mortal bear hug, Sniffles raised his arm (which could bench an impressive 68 pounds) and placed it on Sabertooth's face -- causing his his nose to stuff and his ears to fill with wax. At first Sabertooth seemed unfazed, until the post-nasal drip forced him to gag and spit up snot.

While trying to run away, Sabertooth threw a car on Sniffles, killing him instantly. The funeral was attended by four people.

Useless Power #1

The ability to grow hair on your fingernails and toenails.

Possessed by: Stubles

Although useless in batttle Stubles was an important member of the X-Foundation, the nonprofit set up to house and protect mutants with powers that were absolutetly useless to fight.

Stubles would often entertain guests by making the hair grow from his fingernails while putting his finger close to his nose -- making it appear as if his nose hair was just really long.

Stubles died from suffocation while performing this trick.